2. I will try not to eat anymore lights off these strange Christmas tree thingies. Although between you and me, I don't know what all of the fuss is about -- what goes in must come out...
3. I will try not to swipe anymore than one pancake, waffle, or hamburger off the table per season. Did I say season? Per month. Per month? DAILY.
4. I will stop peeing on the back deck. Addendum: I will stop peeing on the back deck when the weather gets warmer.
5. I will appear on a cover of the OSPCA's Between Friends publication - let's make this happen!
6. I will become more in touch with my artistic side and send the ever so lovely Daisy Stephanopoulos more poetry. #myheartbelongstodaisy